Bong Demotivational Poster
MR. BURNS - He does have an heir to his fortune...who knew he had a daughter
THE MCGANGBANG - A McChicken sandwich inside a double cheeseburger...Nommm Nommm Nommm!
YOUR TRANSVESTITE HOOKER - Has arrived. What too manly? This is the new "hot thing" in Taiwan these days.
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER... - ...it was the day of the BIG race
BACON BURGER DOGS - Remember when Bill mentioned this on the Cosby Show? They do exist
THE HALLIGAN BAR - A must-have for anybody with any interest in surviving the zombie apocalypse.
EASY GRANNY! - Don't cash it in one hit iron lung; save some for the rest of us, would ya?
THE CANDY PIZZA - An ooey gooey mess...that has no nutritional value...I got to have one!
FLEXI FELIX - The Joyful Caterpillar...the girls love him!
BARON HARKONEN - It lives!
EYE BALL -
THE SANDWICH OF KNOWLEDGE - If you're smart....you won't eat it
MMMM SAUSAGE - Because when your day sucks...a sausage will make you smile Clean your minds...pervs!
THE JUNK FOOD PIZZA - Are you man enough to handle it?
THE MAC N' CHEESE MEATLOAF - Finally... meatloaf done right!
RUSSIAN BEER ADS - Now those Russkies sure know how to party
EXPECTATIONS - NO, MR. BOND, I EXPECT YOU TO DIE! -
THE DEVIL'S HOT DOG - Bacon-Wrapped Hot Dog With Fried Egg And Cheese....noom noom nomm!
A FAT KID EATING ICE CREAM - Good Humor
THE SKI JUMPER'S JOHN - An AMSOME way to shit!
THE OBAMA SUSHI PLATTER - Just like the REAL Obama....it spoils really fast
THE WORLD ECONOMY - It's so bad, even Beggar Cat is working
THE TRUTH REVEALED - Exceptions are rare
THE GLUTTONEER - Go ahead...can you think of a better way to kill yourself?
BREAKFAST MEATS - High in fat and grease...I love them!
WHAT DO YOU THINK? - If we pair them up with the Angry Bitches...It might work?
QUADRUPLE BYPASS BURGER - Suicide by cheeseburger...what a way to go!
SUBMARINE CAT - They said, I'll never do it...Today, I take over the World!
NEWSPAPER ADS - Grandpa was right....the world is full of IDIOTS
FACE PAINTING - This guy makes it creepy
BEHEMOTH GLAZED DONUT - The Gods must be crazy!
PIZZA VENDING MACHINES - 21st Century innovation at it's finest
DEEP FRIED PEPPERONI PIZZA - Thank You Jesus!
THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAT - Dreams become heart attacks
HITS FROM THE BONG - You're doing it right
THE MCNUGGETINI - A McDonaldÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s chocolate milkshake with vanilla vodka, rimmed with BBQ sauce and garnished with a chicken McNugget...Genuis!
OPTIMUS PRIME - The ONLY change I can live with
POLAR BEAR ATTACKS - Not too bad....really!
ABORTION - Republicans are against abortion until their daughters need one, Democrats are for abortion until their daughter wants one.
A PET! - Oh...Daddy...Thank you Thank you Thank You!
PI ICE - Cool!
BACONNAISE - The new Bio fuel
BEER2 D2 - Some Star Wars Geeks really need to get laid
CREAM DREAM - Clear your mind perv!
THE PORKGASM - A new way to die in the 21st century The other white meat!
KILL ME! - Please?
THE WATERMELON CAR - This weekend, I'm driving Ron!
THE GREYBEARD ATTACK VEHICLE - It gives you time to run and hide
DEEP FRIED GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH - A oooey gooey crispy delight
WHAT DO YOU SEE - when you turn out the light? I cant' tell you but I know it's mine
GOOD VIBRATIONS - The exictement of getting away with public fapping is a true means to achieve Nirvana.
WORDS TO LIVE BY - Now go out and shoot up the Mall
RUSSIAN CELLPHONES - They Float!
THE BUNNY SUIT - The Red Rider was the first of many guns he got after wearing it
CLOUD UMBRELLAS - Oh...Those wacky Japanese! What will they think of next?
GIANT DRINKS - The equalizer in the mating game
SOUPERHERO - If there's one thing I learned about feeding kids, it's that you have to take the tape off their mouths or they spill all over themselves.
BEST FRIENDS - Too bad your families don't get along
LOOSIANA GATOR DOG - Now that's what I call a HotDog!
NO THANKS! - Talk about de-motivational
BACON AND FUDGE DANISH BREAKFAST SANDWICH - Bacon just makes it taste better
THIRTY SEVEN YEARS AGO -
ALCOHOL SHOT GUN - Because suicide is slow with liquor
THE MCSURF 'N TURF - It might work....Who am I Kidding?....it's just gross...happy?
THE HUBLESS MOTOCYCLE - It runs on magic
CLOUD MAGNETICALLY LEVITATING SOFA - This is AMSOME! Magic! I can't afford it...DAMN!
KANYE WEST'S GIRLFRIEND - WTF!!? I don't get it
AI CHIHUAHUA! - Get Me Out Of Here! Call PETA! Please Kill Me!
THE BIGGEST LOSER - aka...Meal Or No Meal
THEY WERE... - Every time Jimmie said "DY-NO-MITE!" we'd pass the bong.
POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER (PTSD) - Timmy still suffers from it
STUPIDITY - All women know...Polar Bear is not the same as Cubbybear
REQUIRED READING - Just for Timmy
HEAVEN - The perfect burger
FRANKENSTEIN - He admits to smoking weed....there goes the Frankenberry contract
POPPING THE QUESTION - Because Legoland is such a romantic place
THE COLONEL RETURNS - The prophecy has finally come true!
TOKYOFLASH WATCHES - Once in a while the Japanese make AMSOME!
YOUR NEXT FOUR DATES - Hey... at least you're using pictures now!
THE WATCHMEN - Maybe Lego can get it right
MIMOSAS - The perfect Sunday morning breakfast
POLAR BEARS - I thought only cats play with their food
FACIAL CONTROL HEADPHONES - Yet another GREAT invention by the Japanese
S'MORES - Come on Signe...try one! Three evils molten together can't be that bad
OBAMA IS NOT THE MESSIAH! - I told you the answer would surprise you
SKANKY - It's bad when a pirates won't even touch you
THE CHEESE TRAY - Because who doesn't like cheese?
THE BUGALOOS - Rock and roll insects...Sid and Marty Krofft must have taken some serious drugs in the 60's
BLONDS - They're the same worldwide. Did she think the pump came with the gas?
CUBBYBEAR - Russian Superhero and leader of the turtles
PET COSPLAY - For the extremely lonely
ASPIRATIONS - It's good to see she didn't set her bar too high
ROBOTIC ICE CREAM SERVER - Death A La Mode
YOU ARE ALL IN MY POWER - Now take off your clothes!
THE 'DEAR JOHN' PHONE CALL - From your friends at the USO
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